Alternate Hamilton Musical Song Titles:

[ciiriianan]

Act I

1. Actual Rags To Riches: Initiate
   
2. Burr, Sir, Rhyme Time
   
3. Squad Goals/Drinking Game
   
4. We're Important!
   
5. A Mind At Work — Not You, Burr (And Peggy!)
   
6. Shut Up, You Dick
   
7. Clingy (Ex)Boyfriend Denies Breakup
   
8. Not You, Burr (Reprise)
   
9. Raging Allosexual Hormones (Men)
   
10. Raging Allosexual Hormones (Women)
    
11. Fucking Patriarchy Demands I Marry Someone Else
    
12. Yes, You, Burr (For Once)
    
13. Patience/Procrastination
    
14. Plans/Foreshadowing With A Point
    
15. Ten Paces Fire
    
16. Hamilton, Go To Your Room
    
17. Marriage Is Great
    
18. LAFEYETTE!
    
19. Fatherly Advice
    
20. Start A New Nation, Meet My Son
    
21. Clingy Ex Tries To Be Superior
    
22. Babies? Babies!
    
23. Do You Sleep?
    

Act II

1. Thomas, Thomas
   
2. Shut Up, You Own Slaves/Politics Is Inconvenient
   
3. Commas As Love Letters
   
4. I Know This Is A Bad Idea
   
5. Compromises Suck
   
6. Dude! Rude.
   
7. Classism/Pragmatism
   
8. Why Doesn’t Dad Love Us?
   
9. Fatherly Advice (For Everyone)
   
10. Peaceful Changes In Power Are Strange
    
11. Cajun Bastard/Sit Down, John
    
12. What?
    
13. Panic Appears Calm
    
14. This Should Have Stayed Private
    
15. What Eliza Said When You Broke Her Heart
    
16. Baby Grew Up
    
17. *Sobbing*
    
18. The Unimaginable
    
19. Let’s Get Back To Politics/Still Not You, Burr
    
20. It’s All Your Fault
    
21. This Isn’t Serious/I Love You
    
22. It’s All My Fault
    
23. What Eliza Did When You Broke Her Heart